Well, the RKDeem Report already has a contender for the 2007 Man of the
Year Award. Travis Henry, the Denver Broncos running back was recently
called into a Georgia courtroom to catch up on child support payments.
Court and medical records indicate that Henry has fathered 9 children
with 9 different mothers across four states (he must have some damn
good pickup lines!). I may try to draft him in the Fantasy Football
draft this year, if he’s that good at running from women and
responsibility, he should be pretty good at running with the football
The USA Today article where I pulled this information, goes on to say
that he has to pay one of the mothers $3,000 a month. If you multiply
that by 9 mothers, he’s paying $27,000 a month for his kids, that is
insane. He’s making millions of dollars and he’s flat broke. Maybe
this is why we never see Matt Wood, I bet that crazy guy is
impregnating women and paying child support to numerous women. Keep it
up Matt, maybe you can get the RKDeem Report Man of the Year Award in
In another chapter packed with thrills and excitement, the Deem family held their second “Make Your Own” pizza night last night. I have several burnt areas on the top of my mouth to show for it. Jaclyn and her sister Laurie were really ambitious and decided to make the dough too, we learned some valuable lessons about the art of dough making, I’m trying to convince Jaclyn that we should invest our tax return into a brick fire oven. Check out the picture below to see Winston helping out with the cooking.
In an effort to keep this blog somewhat entertaining and engaging I have purposely kept the conversation away from Fantasy Football, but I can’t help myself to slip this one time (and possibly two other times, I will explain in a moment). Our draft is a week away and it is going to be a life changing experience. It is not just a bunch of dudes sitting in a living rooms around a computer and eating chicken wings, this is a freaking event to end all events. There will be drama, theme music, costumes, speeches, and god knows what else. I will post my draft coverage on the site, I think you will find it amusing, even if you think we’re in the same category as kids who play Dungeons & Dragons. My Fantasy Football team is Optimus Wang.
One last thing, my office is really boring, I haven’t put anything on the walls and it really doesn’t have a theme. Any suggestions on how I should decorate?
Well, this vacation has been incredibly busy. Thursday we hit up the 4-H fair and documented it on my last entry. On Friday, Jaclyn went to work and Winston and I hung around Frenchtown, we appropriately met Jaclyn at TGI Friday’s after she was done with work. I had the Jack Daniels burger, thankfully, it didn’t taste anything like Jack Daniels.
Early Saturday morning, Jaclyn went to Washington DC for a bridal shower and left me standing in the living room with Winston. My vacation took a dramatic turn, instead of watching Super Bad, going to the bars, and fishing the river, I was confined to activities that entertained the little guy.
This was me:
This was Jaclyn on her posh weekend retreat with the ladies (they made the male strippers hide in the closet for the picture):
After about 45 minutes of hanging out, Winston and I were in need of extra help. I transported him to my parent’s house and the collective effort of 4 adults (my mom, dad, sister, and myself) were able to keep Winston about half as happy as he is with his mother. I’ve always appreciated Jaclyn’s help with Winston, but after the past 4 days, she definitely deserves a lifetime of fabulous mother’s day gifts.
The Bulldogs had a softball practice on Sunday, I got a good feeling about us, I think we’re heading back to the championships this Fall.
The vacation kicked into high gear after watching the show Cheaters. I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.
Winston picking out his outfit
We headed to the 4-H fair, we got there in time to see the goats getting judged
Jaclyn’s favorite 4-H moment was the pig races
Winston reaches out to the goat
Winston drives us home
It was my sister’s birthday yesterday. Since I’m the greatest older brother ever, I took a lot of time and effort and put together a birthday text message for her. I am sure the receipt of the text message made her birthday extra special.
My vacation is in full swing, I’m in my boxer shorts in the living room watching the show Cheaters on channel 17. For those of you who haven’t seen it, a boyfriend or girlfriend suspect their significant other is cheating so they contact the show Cheaters to investigate. The show’s climax is when they confront their significant other when they are caught in the act of cheating, it leads to some exciting confrontations. If this show was already a huge service to the community, they go the extra mile and offer an online dating service too. Frequent watchers of Cheaters are encouraged to log onto www.nocheaters.com and meet local singles who also watch Cheaters. My gut tells me that this site would be an ideal place for singles to meet. If I didn’t meet Jaclyn at the fish market, I am sure I would have met her on that website.
Here’s a picture of the birthday girl, and apparently, she actually reads this blog, so make sure you wish her a happy birthday!
Today’s my last full day of work this week. Tomorrow, I am giving a new client orientation and then I’m out the door at noon. I’ll be hanging out with my wingman Winston for the rest of the week. I don’t plan on getting into too much trouble on my little vacation, but Winston and I may go into Philadelphia and do a little shopping.
Jaclyn won’t be around this weekend, so Winston and I will have the bachelor pad all to ourselves! I’m hoping that some of my guy friends come over and play Madden or watch The Departed. Hopefully, it will be three men and a baby, like the movie that had that creepy ghost in the window because the film was shot where a man killed himself. Here’s a pic from the movie.
Yay, it’s Monday!
I found something wonderful out on Sunday, if you Google “rkdeemreport” this site comes up! That didn’t happen for the first couple of weeks that the site’s been up. If you Google “Robert Deem” the site doesn’t come up (yet!). I feel that Google will help draw in billions of visitors every day.
Speaking of billions of visitors, The RKDeemReport creeped over 100 site visits over the weekend! I think 97 of them were from me checking on different computers.
For those of you who have been reading the blog and are curious to know how the Bulldogs softball team was coming to terms in the wake of the big scandal, we’re back on track and have recruited 3 replacements. Hopefully, one of the replacements will be really bad so we can blame our poor performance on them.
My Madden skills have lead me to 3 wins and no losses in my Madden franchise. I still think I am way behind on my training for my “September to Remember” competition where I compete against players from around the world online. I have no guaranteed money plays that will get me a first down in short, middle, or long yardage situations. I have decided to be the Chargers.
My weekend was pretty low key, Friday night I passed out around 9 o’clock because I was so wiped out from the concert on the previous night. Saturday, I spent $1,000 on my car. I had to get a new timing belt, it wasn’t broken, they said that I should get one now because if it broke, my car would incur serious damage. Then they told me I needed some temperature thing and some type of gasket. It was awful, spending $1,000 and the car operates exactly the same, it just has less of a chance of breaking down. If you spend $1,000 on your car, I expect Nightrider modifications, I want this thing to talk to me and respond to voice activated commands.
That’s it for now.