I was watching Toy Story 3 with Winston and Dalia the other night. Winston was grabbing his privates and pacing back and forth, I suggested he use the bathroom. Winston was too wrapped up in the movie to break and relieve himself, eventually I had to pee so I walked over to the bathroom and turned on the light. As I was about to pee, Winston barged in and asked to jump ahead in the queue and use the bathroom before me. I agreed, stepped out and waited for him to finish. About a minute later he said he was finished and said it was now my turn.
As I walked in, it stunk to high heaven and he left a giant turd in the toilet. I wanted to explain all the violations of social etiquette that he just committed, but I couldn’t figure where to start.
I finished Flowers For Algernon, I loved it. “Moron Genius and Mouse Go Berserk” – that’s a newspaper headline from the book, you should read it. I’ve been a reading machine lately, I think I’m going to find a used book store and dig up some more classics.
Heading to San Diego on Friday…first time ever in that city!