Dentist/Twitter/Music Recommendation

For the first time in my life, I walked into the dentist with a swagger. I have been brushing & flossing regularly, to the point where I’ve become somewhat addicted. So, I laid back onto the dentist chair with full confidence that there would be no pain, no bleeding, the only thing I anticipated was compliments on my dental hygiene. It did not play out that way.

The dental assistant explained that they no longer use that sharp steel curved pick that scraped plaque off your teeth (by the way, isn’t it funny that a plaque on your wall is wonderful, but plaque on your teeth is terrible, perhaps plaques on your teeth are the recognition for consecutive days not brushing!). The new device is some high pressure water blaster that washes the plaque right off your teeth, even better I thought, that metal scraper was a bit intimidating, especially when they hooked that curved jagged steel around your tooth, grabbed a piece of your gum and stabbed it until you were bleeding profusely.  My confidence level was soaring, they’re going to spray my teeth with some water and conclude that I’m on top of my game and let me go home with a brand new tooth brush.

It took me about 3 milliseconds to realize that this new device was even more diabolical than the curved metal pick, I felt like I was transported to some torture room in Guantanamo Bay. This instrument not only delivered significant pain that caused me to clench my fists in an attempt to keep from crying, but the water blaster of horror managed to penetrate deep into the nerves of my teeth. Goodness gracious, I may have appeared still on the outside, but it took all the restraint I had to keep myself from writhing in pain.

She finished up after 5 minutes and said, “I’m seeing a little bleeding, but for the most part your teeth look pretty healthy. Are you sure you’re flossing correctly?”

What I wanted to say is, “Are you sure you’re using that god damn device properly, in the past 3 months I’ve been bitten by a poisonous spider, melted the skin on the back of my leg by leaning against a lawn mower, and had a herniated disc in my back and none of these compare to the torture endured by you and that device”.

What I did say was “Yes, I floss all the time using the Reach floss tool and I am pretty thorough.”

She replied, “Are you right handed?” and I said yes.”Well, maybe that’s why your not getting your entire mouth, you gravitate more to the opposite side”.

I wasn’t going to argue it anymore, I said sure, whatever, give me my free tooth brush, I am outta here. But this is fracturing my trust in the dental industry, what other medical office do you go in feeling perfectly fine and leave feeling horrible? I thought it should be the opposite? Not only do they torture you and leave you in significant pain, then they shame you about your flossing. Bastards.

Okay, next subject: Twitter.

I was stalking someone the other day (first rule about stalking is that you never reveal who you are stalking) and it pulled up their Twitter account. I tried reading their posts and it was like talking to a sleep deprived Jim Morrison on LSD, a bunch of incoherent gibberish that was in no way linear. It wasn’t just the person I was stalking, everyone is just emitting mindless rubbish.  It also made me happy to have a blog, my frequency of communications is slowing down, but 10 years from now, it will still be coherent.

Final subject: Allen Toussaint
This is a blues jazz album, I think only one song has words, but it delivers you into the best of worlds. You could play it at a party, after a breakup, in a dive bar, in the Ritz, it is totally classy, hip, legit, honest, clean and dirty, I implore you to ask me for a copy of the CD and see if it takes you anywhere. 

6 thoughts on “Dentist/Twitter/Music Recommendation

  1. My dental hygienist(sp?)is the best. She uses the same tool you describe but I have not experienced the same pain you have. It is very pain-free. The only thing I hate is the sounds. Let me know if you want a referral.


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